Signs That You Are a Lousy Girlfriend:
1. You feel as though you care more than your boyfriend, partner, or spouse can reciprocate.
2. While apart, you send meaningful text messages during the course of the day so he can not forget that you are busy loving him.
3. When he returns home, after a night spent with "the guys", you subtlely (or not so subtlely) interrogate him, listening for contradictions in the retelling of the evening's events.
4. You're no longer interested in hearing about his day. You only want to know if he encountered any females (and you hope, if they were not disfigured, they were, at least, unattractive).
5. His celebrity crushes hurt your feelings.
6. Everything he says, short of expressing the most heartfelt sentiments of love and adoration, hurts your feelings, because nothing he says FEELS like "enough."
7. Missing or ignoring one of his incoming calls is unthinkable.
8. You dump him, repeatedly and often, hoping the action will bring about desired results. Some days, while rethinking the value of the relationship, you decide it's simply not worth the energy and inner turmoil. That's it- you're through with that man! Then, you remember his better qualities and come to the conclusion that you'll hang in there, after all. Maybe you repeat this process a dozen times. Meanwhile, he is not even aware of the fact that you two have broken up and made up, in his absence.
9. You check his Myspace profile frequently to see which new friends have been added and if they have left revealing new comments.You KNOW that he's truly a black-hearted wolf in sheeps clothing, just looking for an opportunity to get away with whatever possible....like all the rest.
10. You have become half the person you were before your boyfriend entered the picture. Your hobbies have changed, or disappeared entirely. Your routine now consists of waiting to hear from him, waiting to see him, or trying to catch him in a lie.
11. Despite his constant presence and his unwavering insistance otherwise, you are convinced he is biding his time until he can secure a way out of the relationship.
12. You find yourself irritating and annoying.
13. You miss him, even when he's sitting on the couch beside you or calling on the phone.
14. His friends might have refered to you, at one point, as a "psycho-bitch."
15. He has provided the passwords to his cell and email accounts, but you are certain hidden accounts exist.